Tempe and Tampa

After living in Tempe, Arizona for about a month I've found the differences between the two towns.

1. One has only E's as a vowel, the other has only A's as a vowel

                  DUH

A                                              E

2. One has lightening storms, the other has dust storms

3. One has beaches near by, the other has mountains nearby

4. One has not enough humidity, the other has too much humidity

5. One is surrounded by theme Parks, the other unfortunately has no theme parks

Otherwise, there isn't much difference